Idiot Olympics

I am in a dilema. I cannot decide who is a bigger idiot. The politician in CA who wants to pass legislation banning spanking or the MN housewife who founded Birthdays Without Pressure (a support group for mothers who feel inadequate planning their children's parties). If you don't understand what is idiotic about these ideas, then, quite frankly, I can NEVER be your friend. I have so much to say about these ideas that I will never be able to actually get it down in sentence form. Smoke is coming out of my left ear right now.