Bowl Games

Sometimes, I do not approve of change. I like my sports the old fashined way. Players with class. Coaches who wore nice suits or distinctive hats. I totally dissapprove of expansion teams. There should not be a professional hockey team in San Jose, a baseball team in Colorado, or a football team somewhere in the Carolinas. I believe collegiate athletes should graduate before they are drafted. I have a love hate relationship with collegiate football bowl games. Love the games - Hate the corporate sponsorship. Especially coporate sponsorships that make no sense. What is the connection between Federal Express and Oranges? Being a resonable sort though I am willing to extend the olive branch to the corporate sponsors if they would be willing to concede to sposorship that make sense.

Here are my proposals: (current sponsor)

Tropicana Orange Bowl (FedEx)
Domino Sugar Bowl (All State)
Fruit of the Loom Cotton Bowl (AT&T)
Del Monte Peach Bowl
Sunkist Citrus Bowl
Teleflora Rose Bowl (Citi)
Texas Roadhouse Alamo Bowl
Scooter Store Independance Bowl (Petro Sun)
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia Holiday Bowl (Pacific Life)
Copertone Sun Bowl
Roos Sneakers Outback Bowl
ACLU Liberty Bowl (Auto Zone)
Izod Gator Bowl (Toyota)
Elvis Wedding Chapel Las Vegas Bowl (Pure Vision)

I approve of the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl

If some of the existing sponsors want to continue their involment in collegiate bowl games, I would offer the following suggestions for new bowl games.
Petro Sun Flammable Bowl
Auto Zone Shock Bowl
Fed Ex Overnight Bowl