The little super hero who cried wolf

Our son stayed home from school on Thursday. He cried and said he was sick. We bought it and later learned he just didn't want to go to computer class. I tried to make his day as miserable as possible so that he would think twice before faking illness again. I made him eat excessive quantities of fruits and vegetables, insisted he read numerous books, required him to rest in bed, and forbid any outdoor play. Nevertheless, at some point he managed to dress up as Annikan Skywalker using a Batman jumpsuit, leather belt, light saber, and my black boots. Unfortunately for our young apprentice no one warned him, he might need extra time in the bathroom to get out of the one-piece, tie-in-the-back costume. Nothing like standing in a puddle of pee to humble a Jedi.